Super Mario, indeed

Mario Lopez. The name has five syllables. That means one thing.


Haiku.


Mario Lopez;
Oh, see how his dimples gleam!
He is so pretty.


Mario Lopez;
Host of ABDC 5;
Always steals the show.


Mario Lopez;
Played role of Greg Louganis;
Scored a perfect 10.


Mario Lopez;
Don't call him A.C. Slater;
He is his own man.


Mario Lopez;
Smiling and smug -- and why not?
He has abs of steel.